The Rant Room

What to:

2005-08-19T09:31:00.000+08:00

What to do when the world conspires against you?

nothing! haha it's useless to worry about things you can't control - yoh asakura

right taking advice from a cartoon... stupid

but anyway, got home, studied arthropoda last night.. finished it at last! puta... zoo puta ka! wahaha I need a 96 to pass chem.. haaay bkit chem na lng lagi ang problema ko? hindi ba pwedeng iba na lang? grrr...

man... i need a vacation... some sunny island far away.. and take stress management courses!!! hahaha

mom called last night too... buti na lng hindi nya ko sinermonan... gave me a boost actually... gaddamn.. i hope you come home on my graduation, mom...

going back, I want a vacation!! 2 weeks isn't enough.. maybe go biking somewhere, hiking, or go fishing with my uncles, or plunge my head in a bucket full of water... yeah.. I like that last one... here I am talking to myself AGAIN! hahaha

my lifes funny... I dunno why.. but whenever I take a dive in my pensieve I can't help but laugh... damn those were good times... good times... you never forget the things that have shaped you the most... the things that taught you how... how to live, how to acept disssapointment, how to deal with shit, how to love, how to breathe underwater, how to fly, okay so maybe most of those things... but like I said.. you never forget thoes moments.. too bad I don't have any pictures of my highschool.. only class pictures! hahaha

maybe that's what you do when your down... reminisce.. hahaha I need a drink...

ciao!

Huwaaat???!!!

2005-07-23T14:26:00.000+08:00

Wow nagpost n dn ulit ako sa wakas....

I miss the friday night movies... somehow the week isn't complete without it... curse DoTA! panira ng midsoc.. oi fickis sabi ng wag na sa biyernes.. kya siguro sinisipag ng umuwi sina peng at aia...

pano malalaman kung ang kaklase mo ay adik sa dota?

pano??!!

tingnan nyo ung kanang pulso.. may kalyo!!

wahahaha

DoTA Addict list

1. Lester big
"la magawa.. laro tau!"

2. Lime
"call me the necrolime!"

3. phil
"its just money!"

jes trippin'... dont be hatin'! :D
oh well...

wat's important is that i'm back home... away from all my troubles... walang MP na kaylangang pagisipan, walang Outline sa engl3 na kaylangang gawin, at higit sa lahat.. madami ang naiinggit sa buhok ko dito! wahahahaha that's right peasants.. mainggit kau... tremble before my dark, flowing hair...

and another thing... roy u jackass stop posting kabobohan in my chatterbox na.. your like so kaka na.. (kadiri) may mga pa "its-too-early-for-you" ka pang nalalaman.. isa ka a peipei! totoy bibo! azwraith! "pak me?" ulol! WAHAHAHAHAHA =))

Nako pagdasal nyo ko, kaylangan ko pumasa sa ORGCHE1! Dr. j dyosmiyo sana ung mga kwento nyo na tungkol sa mga filter paper, ethanol, bolshevik revolution, nobel prize winners etc etc etc ay kasama sa exxaaammmm...

wait...

do you feel that?

the hype! WOOOHH! (gives someone the KNIFE EDGED CHOP and runs away)

hmmm... let's set a bag of manure on fire in front of someone's office... i dont know who that someone is though.. i dont hate anyone right now.. at least not yet! wahahahaha eeevvviiilllll

speaking of which....

curse you spoiler fiend hope swann!!!!

la na moment...

ciao!

WOOOOOOHHH!!!!!!!!!

2005-07-07T18:09:00.000+08:00

YYEEEAAAHHH!!!! The love doctah is back! Walkin' on air.. im walkin on air...

mark your calendars! Cuz today is THE day!!!

Wlang makasira sa araw ko ngaun... walaaaa!

boom!!!

Tired

2005-05-18T15:03:00.000+08:00

I still can't sleep right.... tang inaaaa d n ko makatulog ng tama!!!

My eyebags are gettin so big, u can put a golf bag in it each... ok so I'm exaggerating... Yes I did loose most of my wit and humor over the course of this pathetic excuse for a summer vacation...

Anyhoo, at least there were a few exceptions... some highlights if you will..

1. Wrecked the fridge. The door lost its "stickiness" and now swings open unsuspectedly to knock down passing prey... (that would be me) ok soit wasn't really my fault.. not directly that is.. hehe hope they dont find that out..

2. Spent the rest of my weeks constantly being bombarded by the "village elders" on how to live out my pathetic life... I mean geeze louise give me a break will ya? screaming at me for every little thing.. and im not doing anything!

3. Killed myself running every other day. After fearing early expiration I finally decided to get some exercise.. a workout if you will... now im combing the streets of lipa for a pair of decent ankle weights....

4. I finally know what it feels like to be an escort. It was great, minus the sick feeling of my name constantly repeated over the course of the entire night and the rest of you jeering and snickering! haha Well the food wasn't bad either, wats in that chicken? haha

5. ugh.. woke up with a tremendous headache... I don't think its a hangover though cuz its been a week since i've drunk anything... maybe its the heat... (if you would call this a highlight)

Ok so they weren't highlights... more like things to break the monotony of my "summer vacation"...

watthefuck?! why do I need a clearance from the library?! fuck i returned all of the books even before the finals started! aaaahhhh pampatagal!!! gademet this really pisses me off! tang ina bakit ngaun p kylangan mngyari to? kung kelan manonood ako ng REVENGE OF THE SITH??????!!!! why why why why why why why

Another Atrocious Year

2005-05-03T15:55:00.000+08:00

What I learned this past year:

1. A frog does not belong on the dinner table
2. Violence is not the answer
3. Especially to an analche word problem
4. Vodka and mayonaise don't mix
5. An iPod is a great lab buddy
6. A Thylakoid is not a part of the Human immune system
7. The sum of the parts is not equal to the whole
8. Hope is a worry wort
9. Running up and down Cityland is a great way to lose weight
10. It's also a form of suicide, especially when your 190 lbs, Chinese, wears glasses, and doesn't eat a thing beforehand
11. DVDs and gossip should really be separated
12. Wilhem Wundt didn't invent the breakfast cereal
13. Asking Isabella for a story is useless
14. Agaricus is the stuff i like so much on a pizza
15. Plants are Mr. Magoos bestfriends
16. Roy = Habagat
17. I want Michael Buble's voice
18. Kornyness is contagious
19. Stay away from Rocky
20. Who died 7:00am, Monday, December 27
21. You can't eat and hold a scalpel at the same time
22. Lester needs modeling tips
23. CWTS lady really needs a psychiatrist
24. If your depressed buy a Gundam!
25. Don't leave paint on the sidewalk
26. TUBBEEEGGG! is the word screamed every morning at my dorm
27. Don't drink coffee the night before a trig test
28. Jolibee is really not the proper place to do sines and cosines
29. The hairier the manlier
30. Don't put a jellyfish inside a plastic bag
31. Some things are better learned the hard way
32. Charge ur cams battery before a concert
33. The apocalypse has begun
34. Boy bands must die!
35. The BSBs are back! die die die die die!
36. Jiro is no black man
37. Don't drink and surf
38. The Circadian rhythym is controlled by the super chiasmic nucleus
39. MILO is the key to my metabolism
40. Always say "......." when Danica talks to you
41. Migs' naivette isn't sooo bad
42. Don't go bowling with the following: Dinno, Francis and Danika
43. Don't swim in the middle of january
44. WHOO!
45. Lo really needs to learn a new dance step
46. Gwen isn't human
47. Badong is the perfect name for a little girl
48. The sports com's floor is a nice place to take a nap in
49. Ramir never uses the back door of a classroom
50. I am still THE MOST HIGH FLYIN' ELECTRYFYIN' AND SHOWSTOPPIN' man ALLLIIIVVVVEEE!!!

Cordova: "Send forth all legions! Fail al in your path!"

2005-04-01T09:33:00.000+08:00

Tolentino: "And what of the White wizard?"

Cordova: "I will break him!"
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shit i just read my post and hell i spelled abandon wrong!

oh well

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So it has begun... and so it will end...

2005-03-30T18:38:00.000+08:00

Last term Ong printed the One book. The Book of Power, which unwittingly fell into the hands of the hobbit Gwen Baggins. She set out from Rivendell with 8 companions to destroy the Book, JM the Grey, Migs Brandybuck, Dinno Took, Lesleywise Gamgee, Jiro son of Jloin, Roy of the Woodland realm, Lester the large of CED and Francis son of Farathorn....

The battle for Helm's Deep is over, the battle for Middle Earth has begun... after a parley with Ongaruman in the Ruins of Tangentgard, the stone of Ongthanc, was picked up by the hobbit Dinno...
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Roy: "something stirs in SJ... a sleepless malice... the eye of our enemy is moving... she is here!
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JM: "There was no lie in Dinno's eyes.. a fool yes.. but an honest fool.. Dinno saw in the palantir a glimpse of the enemies plan.. she moves to strike Minas Yuchengco! She knows that the heir of Elendil has come forth, there is courage still, men aren't weak in math as she suppossed, strength enough to challenge him, Ong fears this.. she will not risk the people of Middle Earth uniting under one banner! She would raze Minas Yuchengco to the ground before she sees anyone graduate from COS!... if the beacons are lit BIO42 must be ready for war!

Rocky: "Tell me, why should we come to the aid of those who did not come to ours?"

Francis: "I will go, they must be warned!"

JM: "They will be, even now Ong gathers men in the south.. you must go another path.. look to the black ships, I will ride to Minas Yuchengco.. but I won't be going alone!"
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JM: "Of all the inquisitive hobbits you are the worst Dinno Took!"

Migs: "You looked, why do you always have to look?"

Dinno: "Look I'm sorry alright! I won't do it again.."

Migs: "Don't you understand? the enemy thinks you have The Book! They have to get you out of here.."

Dinno: "Are you going with me?........ how far is Minas Yuchengco JM?"

JM: "Three days ride as the Ma'ath gul flies, and you better pray we don't have any of those on our tail!"

Migs: "Here... the last of the Longbottom leaf.. you've smoked to much Din!"

Dinno: "Will I ever see you again?"

Migs: "I don't know.."

JM: "Run Shadowfax... show us the meaning of haste!!!"
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Somewhere in the wilderness 2 hobbits are making there way to Mathdor... led by their guide Smeag-Lo...
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JM: "We just passed into the realm of Gondor!... Minas Yuchengco.. building of Math geniuses..."

Minas Yuchengco a towering citadel of white stone, a beacon of strenght for men weak in math... Since the last King of CED, Earnur, was taken by the Lord of the Ma'ath gul, ever has it been known that stewards took care of the throne until a proper king would be crowned

JM: "Lord Phillip is not a king he is a steward, a caretaker... Listen Lord Phillip is Lester's father, to give news of his beloved son's death would be most unwise.. and speak nothing of Francis.. in fact its best that you not speak at all Dinno Took.
- Hail Phillip son of Ecthelion, Lord and Steward of CED! I come with tidings in this dark hour and counsel..."

Phil: "Perhaps you've come to explain this.. perhaps you've come to explain why my son is dead?"

Dinno: "My Lord.. Leaster died to save us.. my kinsman and me.. and I am offering you my service in payment of this debt.."

JM: "Get up!.. My Lord there will be a time to grieve for Lester, the Finals are coming!, as steward you are in charge of the defence of this city, where are CED's tutors? Send word to Rocky of BIO42.. light the beacons.."

Phil: "You think you are so wise Mathrandir, but for all you subtleties you have not wisdom.. with your left hand you would use as a shield against Mathdor with your right you would use as to supplant me? Do you think the eyes of the white tower are blind? I have seen more than you know.. oh yes... I know who rides with Rocky, this Francis son of Farathorn I tell you know I will not bow down to this Chinese from the North.. from a ragged house bereft of Lordship!"

JM: "Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the king, steward!"

Phil: "The rule of CED is MINE!"
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Dinno: "So I'm thinking this is only a ceremonial position? they don't really expect me to do any fighting... do they?"

JM: "You're in the service of the steward now, you're gonna have to do as you're told Dinno Took Guard of the Citadel!"

Dinno: "It's so quiet.. but waiting on the edge of what I can't escape is even worse..."

JM: "It's the deep breath before the plunge..."

Dinno: "Is there any hope? For Gwen and Lesley?"

JM: "There never was any hope... just a fool's hope! But here in Minas Yuchengco the hammer stroke will fall the hardest.. our enemy is calling all the evil proffessors in Middle earth... Legions of Analche-drim from the south, a fleet of Englishtwo ships from the river... Ong has yet to unleash her deadliest servant, the Witch king of Ongmar! The one they say no man can kill... Minas Morgul is his lair..."
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Smeag-Lo: "There it is.. the winding stair... the city of the dead.. very nasty place full of... enemies.."

Lesley: "Ms Gwen come back!"

Smeag-Lo: "No not that way!"

In that instant a pillar of light shoots up into the heavens from Minas Morgul and foul beast springs forth from its dome, with a neck like a snake and wings like a bat... a carrion bird that lacks feathers... upon it sat Ong's Liutenant...
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JM: "They come to it at last.. the great battle of our time! If the garrison at Conserv falls, then the last defence of this city will fall"
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Smeag-Lo: "come away hobbits! come away!"

Gwen: "I can feel his blade!"
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Lester the small: "To the river!"

Orc: "sshh quiet... row fastah.... draw swords!!!"
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JM: "Dinno Took my lad there is a task to be done, another opurtunity for the Laguna folk to prove their great worth... you must not fail me!"

The beacon! The beacon of Amon Din is lit!

Francis: "The beacon! CED calls for aid!"

Rocky: "And Bio42 will answer! Muster the Rohirrim! Isabel gather all you can past the Riddermark, tonight we make way for the SJ tambayan and on the third WAR!"

Isabella: "Riders of BIO42 oaths you have taken fullfill them all! For Lord and Land!"
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Lester: "Fall back! Fall back to Minas Yuchengco!...."

Ma'ath gul!!!! ssshhhhrrriiiieeeeekkkkk

The Conserv's east bank, attacked by Orcs during the night, fell.

Orc: "The age of men is over... the time of the orc has come!"
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Open the gate!

Lester: "Mathrandir! battalions of orcs crossed the river, we were overrun.."

It is as Lord Phillip had predicted... long has he forseen this doom!

JM: "Forseen and done nothing!!... Lester? this is not the first time you have seen a halfling?"

Lester: "Yes..."

Dinno: "Gwen and Lesley? You've seen Gwen and Lesley?!"

Lester: "Not two days ago.. they made they're way past the Morgul Vale..."
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Dinno: "...and I swear henceforth my service to CED, until my Lord release me.. or death take me..."

Phil: "And I shall not forget it! nor fail to reward that which is given... fealty with love, valor with honor, disloyalty with vengeance! Is there not a captain here that would to his Lord's bidding?"

Lester: "My Lord the Conserv is overrun!"

Phil: "I do not think that you should so easily have abandoned the outer defences... defences your brother long held intact..."

Lester: "You wish now that our places were exchanged? that i would have died and he lived?"

Phil: "Yes i wish that"

Lester: "Look to my return..."

Phil: "It would depend on the manner of your return!"
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JM: "Lester! Lester! Do not throw away your life! Your father loves you!... he will remember it.. in the end..."
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Phil: "Can you sing master hobbit?"

Dinno: "Only enough for my people, but we do not have any songs fit for your halls or evil times..."

Phil: "And why should your songs be unfit for my halls.. come sing me a song!"
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Meanwhile... BIO42's forces have gathered at the SJ tambayan...

Rocky: "Six thousand pens.. less than half of what I had expected..."

Francis: "6000 pens will not be enough to break the lines of Mathdor"

Rocky: "More will come..."
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Roy: "The horses are restless... and the men are quiet"

Isabella: "The know what horrors are beyond those mountains... no one that has ever ventured to the Dunharrow ever returned..."

Jiro: "Francis.. Francis! Let's get some food
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Soldier: "Master francis.. the king calls you to his tent..."

Rocky: "hmm... yes... I will take my leave..."

Francis: "My Lord Lime-rond!"

Lime: "I come in behalf of whom that I love... Aia is dying, she will no longer survive the evil that now spreads from Mathdor..."

Francis: "She chose to stay"

Lime: "Let her sail!... A fleet of Engltwo ships sail from the south... you are outnumbered Francis... you need more men..."

Francis: "There are none.... "

Lime: "There are those that dwell in the mountain..."

Francis: "Murderers... Traitors... you would call upon them to fight?! They answer to no one!"

Lime: "They will answer to the King of CED! Anduril, the Flame of the West, forged from the shards of Narsil... he who wields this pen can summon an army more deadly than any that walks this earth! put aside the Binondian, become who you were born to be!"
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Jiro: "And where do you think you're going?"

Francis: "Not this time... this time you stay!"

Roy: "Have you learned nothing of the stubborness of dwarves?"

Jiro: "Face it were going with ya laddy!"
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Orcs at last attack Minas Yuchengco

Open the gate!

Phil: "Lester? Lester! no.. my line has ended..."

Dinno: "He's alive? He needs medicine my lord!"

Phil: "My line has ended!.... BIO42 has deserted us... Rocky has betrayed me... ABANDON YOUR POSTS!!! FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!"

*whapack!*

JM: "pif... Prepare for battle!.... to the wall! return to your posts! defend the wall!....

- send these foul beasts into the abyss!!!"
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Curtains up....

2005-03-16T17:56:00.000+08:00

This is the rant room...

this isn't like Migz's Cogniscenti, dead yes, but before its decline it was the epitome of hell-ish sarcasm on earth (in a good way)... this isn't Fickis's Face behind the mask, with its countless poems and spacious prose... this isn't Aia's My Ruminations, a collection of emotions woven into elaborate poetry as well... nor is it like Kia's Bright Skies, with a style that is originally kia!... neither is it like Hope's Coffeebased, summing up a day's experiences in short bursts of text... it isn't Isabella's Patapeng, with its emotions and coke that would just leap right at you from the screen!... it isn't like Rose's A Rose may seem sweet and gentle, a comprehensive account of personal situations... this isn't Roy's Puto-boy, an exotic mix of curses and vanity giving out the distinct flavor that is roy... nor is it like Don's Estatumento, with its quiet ambience and mysterious rythym... and this isn't Emil's Limextreme, with nothing but BoA!...

This is THE RANT ROOM!

its specialty?! rants! mwahaha!

no one is safe, nothing is overlooked, the rant room sees all!

down down down, down down down

2005-03-13T11:25:00.000+08:00

guess whos back

back again... jm's back sa blogger!

now everyone report to the dance floor, to the dance floor, now everyone report to the dance floor, to the dance floor, alright stop pajama time! come here little kiddies on my lap guess whos back with a brand new rap, and i dont mean rap as in a new case of child molestation acusations aaaaahhhhh!

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im back

with a new post!

ok whats on the agenda for today? i heard we finally won, by one point! thanks to that import... whats his name again? psy? psi? sai? too bad i didnt see it.... was sick.... i even dreamt about moss turning into trees that night! weird.

finally! the stuff my mom sent has arrived at last! (labo!).... mwahahaha hmmm ang bango bango! bagong bagong! at mainit init pa!

(fellas [what?] grab yer left nut mke ur right one jealous [what?])

anyway un lng.... ong pla d2 me sa bagong netopia sa lipa! ganda flat screen ang mga monitor! ooohh!

makes me wanna snatch one right off the tables and dash out the window before somebody notices a dismbodied computer monitor and a decapitated comp. terminal

*im gonna make you dance its your chance yeah boy shake that ass oops i mean girl girl girl girl you know your my world!*

aaaaahhhhhhaaaaahhhhaaaahhhaaaaahhhaahhhh

- excerpts from The Bangag Files

cmon y'all lets get retarded este magpakatanga na tau! wooohooo! woohooo!

oh dont mind that im listening to BEPs......

crap kala ko inuwi na ung cpu ng pc ko... d p pla.... nasira tuloy plano kong matulog d2 ng isa pang gabi at bukas na nga madaling araw ako lumuwas......... sigh..... naiwan ko pa ung lab journal ko... again! wahahaha dats life.....

:D

alam nyo mga blockmates dapat lagi kaung masaya! dont let a day go bye without a laugh! WAHAHAHA!

peace out~

walang magawa

2005-03-03T12:08:00.000+08:00

wala akong magawa

took some of aia's tests..........

~commonly confused words test

Advanced

You scored 100% Beginner, 93% Intermediate, 100% Advanced, and 72% Expert!

You have an extremely good understanding of beginner, intermediate, and advanced level commonly confused English words, getting at least 75% of each of these three levels' questions correct. This is an exceptional score. Remember, these are commonly confused English words, which means most people don't use them properly. You got an extremely respectable score. Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it!

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=14457200288064322170

~are you a good kisser test?

The tempter

Congratulations! You scored 98%!

You Know all The tricks My friend. calm and confident there's no one you cant please. you love a good time and usally are the one who makes it good!

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=4252892604320407511

~what kind of friend are you?

Dangerous

You scored 47% random-funny, 57% smart-mellow, and 44% sweet-shy!

You're pretty goofy, but mellow. You probably act a little goofy to cover the fact that you're sad sometimes. Cheer up, you've got great friends who would do anything for you. Stop to take a look at the clouds, smell a flower, or ponder life. It'll make you appreciate things a lot more. You have amazing friends who would do anything for you. Call one of them instead of locking yourself in your room! You know you want to!

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=6252284983604614880

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pretty good huh?

but

quite frankly the last one was a bit OFF!

i mean "what the hell?" that isn't anything like me AT ALL!!!

BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS

Sleep....zzZZ

2005-02-20T15:41:00.000+08:00

Slept a record breaking 14 hrs yesterday, man ang sarap! I feel

refreshed!

revitilized!

rejuvinated!

woke up at...um... noonish, then went down to the kitchen... I slipped nearly fell on my butt on the steps, gracious then went to the dining table to see what's on the menu...found something with the likeness of crustose lichen dotted with, what looked liked to me as crushed oogoniums, and i think it possesed xanthophyl as a pigment... cause gaddam! what the hell?

that's the last time I study botalab before I sleep... makes me feel all jigly in the morning...

afterwards went back up and finaly finished my MI-28 Havoc, it's a model of a Soviet attack helicopter from the cold war, given to me last Christmas by my Uncle, and from the looks of the box and the manual I could say that it was really from the Cold war ('70s)... peachy

then after the brief tustle with paint, cement, and crative pride I remembered that I had to do my part in our analaby final report... so I took a bath and what did I find? the bathroom looked liked, a handgrenade was tossed in and the door shut before it went off... great

and now im in netopia at Harrison plaza, why? if you don't know every shop within 500 m of the school is closed at sunday and this is the "closest" most "quietest" place i could do any work.... but before that i bought some milk and milo (gotta have my chocolate in the morning!)... bought 2 cartons of milk... I was wondering what brand to buy... do i get the fresh milk? or the farm fresh milk? or the full cream milk? or the 2% non fat slim homogenized once powdered now in 0.1 concentration milk from the udders of a dying 2 headed cow in new zealand brand milk?... they all look alike dotcha think?

then went to look for some protein bars... i didn't find any but I did find some protein tablets and a humongous LATA of protein drink... the ad said "100% natural protein supplement peptide bonded aminos!" I couldn't help saying DUH!
morons... the guys that made that line should be shot... i mean how stupid do you think most consumers are??? then the guy at the cash register gave me a look of "kapal naman nito, nagmamagaling pa"... couldn't help laughing when I went out of the stall... wahahaha what a maroon...

there... stop posting angst and anger on the internet... its a bad way of releasing stress... come to think of it going to the gym IS a good way of relaxing... elevates the dopamine levels in my brain...

speaking of which, yesterday I had a lesson in b.ball from fickiz. It didn't look that hard as I imagined it, I mean I still suck at it... it is my first game of basketball in... 17 years! but hey its for the block! at least our beloved president's probabilities of collapsing will decrease... madami pa kong kakaining bigas... oh well... sakuragi style play na lng ggwn ko... gademet i dont even know the rules! i suck at dribbling, i cant even jump high enough, and i cant shoot to save my life... i think i'll just use my abnormaly long arms as an advantage.. waddya think coach?

da hell with it......... FOR THE BLOCK!!!! yaaaaaaaa

In a nutshell

2005-02-18T16:08:00.000+08:00

What a beautiful day!

why? le'me give ya 3 reasons:

*first: wala kaming botalec ngaun (woohoo no "fhunjai" for today!)
*second: did nothing but dust and transfer specimens in the herbarium
*third: slacked off at analche, since wala si sayote!

wooohooooo!

and right now i feel, _______:

1. relaxed
2. hungry
3. that i don't have a care in the world! (i stopped caring long ago... oh well!)

amazing... wala na kong inaalala...

bakit kaya?

for one thing i realized that sulking and fretting won't get me anywhere... (kakahiya nmn ako peste... sarili kong advice d ko masunod)

i am now complete!

maybe i should start a new branch of philosophy? hmmm.... maybe...

i'll call it "dontgivadamnism" basicaly its apathy for anyone who criticizes you, tries to change you, or gives you flak in any form, cool huh? and im the founder! wahahahahaha anyone wanna join?

and another thing...

exams loom on the horizon

great

*NOTE: IF YOU DONT WANT TO GET PISSED OFF, STOP READING......

NOW!

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oh yeah since its a "rant room" and that i made my philosophy into a study i need something to rant about:

some people find it irritating and insulting whenever i curse, others say i should'nt curse "kasi masama pakinggan", others hate it whenever I diss other people, others say that i meddle too much, some say na mayabang daw ako, others said na masyadong isip-bata daw ako, some said na masyado daw akong feeling, some also said na kaylangan ko daw alisin lahat ng masasama kong ugali, some said na masyado daw akong pikon, others keep underestimating me etc etc etc etc etc etc

oh, you thought i didn't know?

to all those people, putang ina nyo.

What?!

2005-02-17T10:35:00.000+08:00

You must have been a beautiful baby, you must have been a wonderful child.... blah blah blah blah blah cuz i dont know the words! (yes he doesn't!)

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In line with the recent bombings in Makati, Davao and General Santos City I'm going to do a nice rant..

Peste lintik ang bobo naman ng mga terroristang yan! bakit Bus lang ang bobombahin nila?! pwede namang Mall, a bag filled with c4 innocently placed at the "bag counter" of some store in.. hmmm let's say Glorietta? o kaya palengke, or magpasabog sila ng carbomb sa gitna ng edsa pag rush hour? or pwede rin sa loob ng school ntn db? peste hindi naman "bag check" ang ginagawa ng mga sikyu sa'tin eh... more like "open your bag and let me stick my stick (uh) in it" morons.

pathetic poor excuses for terrorists... "oh look at me I'm an extremist and im gonna put a bomb on a bus and hope that the economy will plunge to an unescapable pit of discord that'll show the government of our power"... puh-lease... the only thing their showing is their incompetence... bunch of sissies...

well yes if they DID do what I said the AFP, PAF, Phil. Marines, will exort swift retaliation and kill all 'em bastards....

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leche roy magantay ka d pa tapos post ko... oi...aray... ano ba... waaaaaa (was dragged away fro mthe computer)

i will bury you!

......

help me

(roy rabbit punches me)

ow

I am JM almighty!

2005-02-13T12:55:00.000+08:00

Let MY will be done!!!
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spent the last 2 nights here with debauchery and boistrous laughter...

FAIR nmn kahapon, and there i was waltzing to school, expecting a day of "fun" and new ways of losing money, when the school guard told me that the freakin' fair was over!

WHAT?!...oh well so I trudged towards the Band's new band room, located beneath the new PLC building right beside the chapel (precious).... as expected the walls and the ceiling were "adorned" with... yes... eggcartons... soundproofing no doubt...

aba nakita ko ang mga sira ulo kong kabanda nilalaro ang Age of mythology na ininstall ko sa pc ni sr. Ace (our.. i mean their new band conductor) !!!! isang taon ng nakainstall un as of... uh... right about...wait...wait....NOW! aaaww how sweet (pwe)!

anyhoo, I did a lot of cathcing up, whos dating who, new member initiation (sinisindak ang mga bagito para tumino! tis true! nothing beats the good old evil eye followed by P***** ***!)

"interrogation"

langya si esquito este si lansulot! pinahiran ba nmn ng kanyang *censored* yung unan na nakapasok dun sa bass drum ng drum set ko! aaarrrgghh! nakikipaglaro kay kamatayan ang gagong un ah! wahahahaha WAAAAAHHH! oh at si suicide boy, namely berlin, d ko nakita... i was looking forward to singing the "staying alive" chorus to his face... si vinci leche machicks! ulol basted ka na! oi abby wag kang maniwala dyan dahil plastic ang t*** nyan! wahaha adding insult to injury alvin blared a tune on his trumpet with earvin on trombone the bugle theme played when burying dead soldiers... (taa-ta-taa...ta-ta-taaa ta-ta-ta-ta) ano ba yan... puro na lang babae ang inatupag ng lower batches...

tsk tsk...

kaya ang baboy na ng tugtog nila eh... pasaway pa ung mga bagito pag sa TAMAD magpractice!

pati ung bagong section leader ng percussion eh pagsa-tamad! tarantadong un pinaltan ung hi-hat at crash, pati ung bass ng drum set ko! tigas din ng muka mo tsong! how dare you tamper with 8 years of band history! butas butas na nga un! ano bang pinaggagagawa nyo dun? sinasak-sak nyo ata ng reeds un eh kaya nabubutas! you moronic dweebs!

the state of discipline in our... i mean.. he band has gone from bad to worse!

oh and my 3 amigos (my 3 drum proteges)... 2 have quit for reasons i dont care (traitors!)... and the last of my line, Ian, is going to the seminary next year!!! waaaaatt??? a druming priest... coooll... but that means the the legacy of RA, Ivan, LLanes, Kyu, Niko, Winston, Kit and yours truly will come to an end! something must be done! a new heir must be chosen before the light of McDO is truly extinguished! it must be rekindled with the embers anew! i must give my blessing to a new initiate... though he may not be versed in the lore of old, the Line must prevail!

pagkatapos non...

the last day of the fair, marks the President's gala ball for all the faculty and staff... BUT instead of the usual fine dining, wide gowns and an uptight speaker the President (bro. manuel pajarillo fsc) opted to conduct a cowboy style buffet instead.. aptly named STAMPEDE..

grabe 3 litson baka! hmmm yummy! syempre magpapahuli ba nmn ako sa chibog? eh di binanatan na namin ng mga kasama ko! talap! merun ding adidas, kamote, mashed potato, tiny pizzas, crackers of different shapes and sizes, the usual cowboy fare... of course you had to be dressed for the occassion (which i and my companions were obviously not)... yes all the faculty were wearing checkered polos, thick dark pants (innocently passed off as chaps), cowboy hats, denim vests and good old uncomfortable real leather boots! coool! pati si maam dannah (adviser ko nung 4th year) cowboy na cowboy este cowgirl na cowgirl ang dating... strange seeing all those faculty dressed up... (sr. ace was wearing a checkered polo over a tshirt with some of desing i could'nt make out, topped off with a.. uh.. i forgot what that was called... basta ung katulad ng mga cap ni Usher! weird)

after the festivities, the TS band came, although they came too late as most of the teachers already left! well andun pa kami, kasi hiniram sa bandrum nmn ung mga instrumento na ginagamit nila, mga 15 na lng ata kming natira kagabi para panoorin sila! they were ok... though i wish they showed a little more enthusiasm! so we screamed and cheered the band on, para hindi nmn sila mabadtrip na walang nakikinig sa kanila...

at pagkatapos alam nyo nangyari? natripan nmng mag-jamming!

after the band finished they're last song we rushed to the stage and asked if we could do a song.. just for kicks! (and besides what harm can it do? no one was there to complain anyway!) we played "Wherever you will go"... Ken on Bass, Alvin on Guitars, OD (d dlsl band tong kumpare ko na to, kasama ko tlga to, kalaban nmn to last year sa battle of the bands eh!) on vocals, earvin as sawsaw (gusto nya magdrums, pero syempre sabi ko "leche ano ka hilo?! aagawan mo pa ko ng trabaho! mag rombone ka na lang!") and moi on drums....

pero baboy ung tugtog... hehehe... d ko marinig ung kanta ni OD, mahina ung mike eh kaya puro rolling at fiill-in tuloy ang nagawa ko sa kanta! wahahaha at dahil feel n feel nmn ung tugtog... nakijamming na din ung TS band! wahaha kagulo kami sa stage!

aahh sarap pumalo ulit!... gets the blood flowing...

ang saya...

nostalgia...

Are you frightened?

2005-02-10T14:29:00.000+08:00

Yes.

Not nearly frightened enough as i know what hunts you... they close in to something that you bear...

I bear nothing...

Indeed...

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Thanks to JR Lo for bringing us Tikoy this morning... salamas! Kung hei fat choi! Oh yeah phillip apparently prefers blacken and burned tikoy.. hmmm.. i smell cancer... time to purge his intestines with Del Monte! Phytochemicals!

Roy you moronic dweeb if your reading this change your blog layout! you copycat freak!

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Hey has anyone noticed that Dr. garcia looks a lot older when she doen'st have her glasses on?

hmm just a thought

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While browsing through the periodicals section and reference section of the library to find something for our ENGLTWO paper, I found a really interesting book... its about sushi! yum... though Sara in'st so keen on the idea of raw fish... but she did find a book equally interesting... a technicolor print of human diseases... kadiri leche! i mean pati ung cysts sa breasts ng may breast cancer, suffocated fetuses, boils on the back of a man, syphillis! kahit anong sakit na maisip nyo andun at may kasamang picture! maaaann! sushi and boils on some guys lower back... Precious*

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At the sign of The Prancing Pony

2005-02-09T13:00:00.000+08:00

let's rename the communal blog from block 42 to something more "taverny"...

Tavern, Inn, a place to crash and drink ale...

Let's see... Prancing Pony? Gilden Frog? Hog's Head? Mary Weather? (nah) Ye Olde Tavern? Puss 'n Boots?
help me people! hmm.. think animals. think adjectives AND aminals.

Popeye the Sailor? Weather Cat? Silver Fish? Spotted Dick? bah... aha! Jack the Ripper? The Wandering Barmaid? The Thirsty Traveler? The Holy Grail? Green Dragon? Orthanc? Barad Dur? Amund sul? Rivendell? Lorien? Mirkwood? Fangorn Forest? Shire? Hobbiton? Bree? Huckleberry Hound? Mines of Moria? Misty Mountains? Weathertop? Isengard! J.R.R. Tolkien? Einstein's Hole? The Dalton inn? Arrhenius motel? The Harold & Urey bar and grill? (hey i like that! it's got a nice ring to it!) Wundt's Wunderland? Pavlov's Palace of Pleasure? Mendel's Music room? Geronimo's Hideaway? Ong's beergarden? The Ascaris lumbrecoides meatery? eew

hirap leche then again we had the botany2 test today... pesteng matching type yan! now i have images of mushrooms floating around in my head.. eyeing me suspiciously... and blocking the synapses of my brain cells
preventing the passage of dopamine and endorphins from my hypothalamus to the sweet spot... tsst aaahh yeah.. (stimpaks)

*remember that mushrooms are an entirely different organisms and that they have feelings too...*

Mushrrom: "huh watcha doin?"
me: "It would appear that I am eating you"
Mushroom: "waaa! you sicko! cannibals! i tell you cannibals! unhand me foul knave! infidel!"

*Basidiomycetes a very dangerous vegetable...*

Hmm.. i have to find something else to rant about... no more academics...

**flashback**

me: "to the bridge of Kahazad-dum!!!!"
Ong: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!! repeat my course program and turn back to the shadow!"
me: "waaaa! run you fools!"

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Speak friend and enter

Deus ex machina

2005-02-08T15:36:00.000+08:00

I need Divine Intervention...

to pass that pwetchem test... ala bahala na... it's all in the past..

went to the Herbarium today for the OJT... apparently the people there weren't expecting anyone coming on a day as beautiful as this... why you say? example

Irwin: "Oh...uh..hello.. and you are?"
us: "from dlsu, dr. agoo's (mr.magoo timbuktu scooby doo yabba dabba doo) class... here to take the ojt?"
Irwin: "ah... so just read these pamphlets (hands us 3 different pamphlets circa 1920) to give you a brief background on the Herbarium blah blah blah.."
us: "oook"

after 15 mins of wondering why the pamphlets look more like botany lab handouts than the normal kind of pamphlets 9if there is such a thing)

Irwin: "Good now you guys go to Edwin for your work"

walking

Edwin: "Huh?... oh so you guys just arrange those boxes (points to tens of thousands of dusty, moldy, old, worn, torn, smelly boxes) by the labels and I'll have my lunch break!"

sweet isn't he?

Oh yeah and my mom called me last night... here's a sample of our conversation:

me: "mom i got a henna tattoo"
mom: "YOU WHAT?!"
me: "i got a HENNA, HENNA tattoo its not real.."
mom: "no son of mine wears a tattoo!"
me: "geeze not this again"
mom: "bratatatatatatatatatatatatat

back to the present

had the intphil test today... gawd where the hell did that sadistic ballerina get those questions??? why didn't she just ask about good old anaximander or charmander or tom bombadill???

i blame society

Analche

2005-02-06T20:30:00.000+08:00

ANALCHE... pwet chem sa tagalog....

wala bang gudluck dyan? exam na bukas... though i only know a meager portion of the topics tomorrow... iaasa ko na lang sa hangin ang mga sagot! wahahaha

magbabasa na lang ako ng The Fellowship of the RING.... the One Ring. . . . . . .

ah biilatse... pagod na pagod na ko... last wednesday pa ko stressed na stressed.... poknat ng lelong ni juan luna!!!! PESTE!!! bigat ng pakiramdam ko.... pakiramdam ko pag na-coma ako ngaun d k n gugu2hng imulat muli ang aking mga mata... pagod na ko...

buti na lng andyan si ate... buti na lng sinabihan ako ng: "tsk tsk.. pano ka pa kaya kung graduating ka na?!"

kaya ok na ulit ako!

onga pla wala na kong abdominal cramps... kala ko UTI it was just a case of the McGas..

time to play the game... believe in the hype....

Holla Holla!

A dose of frankness for all you people feelin'....

oh yung mga depressed dyan.. UMAYOS KAYO MGA LECHE!!!!
oh yung mga peste sa buhay ko... MAMATAY NA KAYO!!!!
oh yung mga na-uulol sa problema... MGA GAGO! TAWA NAMAN!!!!
oh yung mga nagpapakatanga... WALA KAYONG SILBE!!!!

a public service announcement brought to you by JM, he doesn't give a rat's ass on what you think, JM he does the body GOOD!

aaww may mga natamaan ba? wahahahaha =)) ulol!!! ang sama ko talagang tao... pero la akong pake.. kasi masama naman ang itsura nyo!

man that feels good.... lam nyo mga mambabasa, napansin ko.. wala na kong napopost na nakaktawa...

hmmm.. onga no

cge subukan ko next tym.. a funny limerick... a jest of sorts... what if i dyed my hair brown, gelled it into a lanceolate shape and changed my name to Trowa Barton? wahahaha

Philosophy 101

-What is this?
that would be a rock
-what makes you say its a rock?
because... it IS a rock?
-what makes a rock a rock?
uh..hard? grey? has stoney characteristics?
-a boulder is hard, a pebble is grey so why are there others with the same description?
because they're all rocks moron!
-oh

napaka senseless mo jm
oo nga eh

dududududud let me here you singin! dudududududududu
aaaaha aaaaaha dududud aaahaaa du duddudu aaahaaa

amazing what chemistry can do to a soul...

ciao

gurgle gurgle

2005-02-04T09:06:00.000+08:00

Ugh...

am hir at the Lib... at an ungodly hour... time check 8:04 am Friday....

freakin' analche... dat Sayote is really gettin' on my nerves! I mean a class at 9:20am??And there's that Mr. Magoo i gotta take care of... freakin' test... "just 30 sec for each number nyah nyah nyah nyah nana bleah!!" i could have sworn i saw her say that with her eyes! freakin plasmodial slime!!!

After being ostracized, humiliated and repetitively bombarded by "Anong ginawa mo sa buhok mo?!!" for the better part of the week... i came to this conclusion:

My red Puma cap will now become a somatic part of my head.. it won't leave it until my hair grows to an "acceptable" length... freakin society stereotyping an individuals hair...

Oh yeah nag SALKSIK or saliksik nga pla kami kahapon... sa mga hindi nakakaalam nun, isa syang recollection minus the multi-racial palanca bags na nakasabit sa Old gym ng DLSL, may garbage bag, may paperbag, basket, trash bin, at kahit anong "receptacle" na pwedeng tambakan ng sangkatutak na cartolina na ang nakasulat lang ay "HRD Happy Recollection DAY!!!"... patalbugan ng lalagyan.. a sort of advertisement to the recollecting class' "creativity"! tapos may mga poster pa na nakapost (duh) sa bulletin board malapit sa Registrar's office... pagandahan ng "presentation"... kung ano ano.. mga baby pictures, mga 1x1 pix na binigyan ng katawan ng hayup este hayop etc etc etc (what is this etcetera?)

Anyway that's not the point.. balik tau sa SALKSIK... lecheng Nature boy un... (ung facilitator) kung kilala nyo si nature boy eh alam nyo na ang pangalan nung facilitator... napaka sarcastic! kaya nga idol ko na un eh!

To make the long story short (kasi mag9:20 na) masaya, nakakatouch, masisiraan ka ng bait, at kung ano ano pa... KUNG mabait kau sa mga pillows

wahahahahahahahaha ulol!

Something has changed...

2005-01-30T13:28:00.000+08:00

Yes my dear readers... something has changed...

something is amiss....

I got a haircut! NNOOOO!

(/pif)... my grandparents FORCED me into getting one... instead of giving me the usual treatment of "study you freak or we'll throw you out!" they opted to give the ye'old "your hair is so long do you want the neighbors to think that we raised such a delinquent child!" can you believe it???

BUT WAIT there's more! They told me the story of some-woman's-son-whose-hair-was-so-long-that-the-parents-gave-up-talking-some-sense-into-the-boy-and-now-he's-a-tambay-and-is-forced-to-rumage-in-dumpsters-for-food

8-I... crazy huh? well they're always like that... (what a lovable couple)... i didnt now that one's hair determines once future... at any rate.. here I am.. 52 scissor strokes later... looking like a short-haired dachsund...

ugh... hmmm... it'll take about a month to grow back to an acceptable length... sigh.. time to stock up on hair gel again!

oh well... rasafarasa...grrr

LUCHA TIME!!! wahahaha come and get some!!! hoo hah!

........................................nid to release stress and anger..........................................................................

dont ask

what part of "leave me alone i had a rough night" dont people understand? oh yeah there are a lot of things we dont understand... that's why were in school!

DANGER! HIGHLY VOLATILE! ---> maybe i should start wearin' shirts that ghave prints like that?? hahahaha

WOW another post!!!

2005-01-20T16:25:00.000+08:00

nag-up2d8 ako ngaun sa scenic cybernook with don, lester and the buddha fickis...

....

at wala akong maisip.. isusulat ko na lng ang mga nagyayari sa conversation ngaun..

"lester is sooo cute!!!" - lester
"si fickis ay nangungutsara ng kanyang ilong!!!"- don, lester
"bango, ang dami!" - fickis

umiiyak na si fickis..

boo hoo T_T.. "tsayk di" - fickis

"woopin' taishi" - chinese by lester

(mga gago tlga mga to' no? - jm)

habang naghihinagpis si fickis, siya ay tumalon sa balconahe...

patay.. sirit ang dugo... nung ibon... na nabagsakan nya.. naputol tuloy.. ung upuan..

at si migs ay sumulpot mula sa lupa... "mukang lamang lupa nga eh" - jm

tinitigasan...

na...

ako...

ng buto...

sa lamig...

(senseless noh'?) - fickis

THE END

IM ALLLIIIIVVVVEEEE!!!!!

2005-01-19T17:16:00.000+08:00

out of the ashes of the second term...it is I the Great Amakusa!!!

I have returned from the bowels of self defeat and 8 month old christmas ham that tasted like a mummified pharaoh from the valley of kings!

So...let...me...just get rid of the cobwebs...and...there!

back online and heree to stay! (cue the cool entrance music)

*&*&^$^%&@&$)*$&(^#*%&$&(*&!@#*%@$*@)*)%^@^$*%*!#()^@(%^*@(@!!!!

there

ano na bago?

madami

today i acted as the official photographer of block42 why?

cuz' we had a field trip (yay!) to the National Museum to take a look at the plants... although I was dissapointed because they did not have a specimen of Cannabis sativa or Marijuana.. hey its a plant for Pete's sake! (whos pete?)

then after touring the dilapidated halls of the museum circa 1944... we went our separate ways...some went back here where I am currerntly typing this...aka our "school"...others to "God-knows-where" and the rest to Binondo to eat... so what am I doing here alone you ask?

BECAUSE I HAD TO ACTIVATE MY FREAKIN MY LASALE and JOIN LEAP!!! waaaa chekuso!!!

anyway.... may nakasabay nmn akong chick sa jeep knna, koreana ata o chinita... im not sure... but man she's cute! rawr!

THE END

or is it?

i have a blog?!

2005-01-07T15:03:00.000+08:00

I HAVE A BLOG???!!! due to the void and blank world I experienced last christmas break I totally forgot that I posses a thing such as a blog!

yes i know i have to write the sequel to my LOTR parody... but seeing as I am one of the casualties at the Crack of Doom.. someone has to write it for me... else I write bout my death...

at wala akong maisip na mailagay d2.. so ciao!

i need inspiration!

2004-12-22T14:18:00.000+08:00

waaaahhhh

i cant write the sequel!

i need inspiration!

help meeeeee!

breathe...

breathe...

"wanna see me naked?" - adam sandler, anger management

"its just me me me me.. me too" - hugo weaving, the matrix reloaded

"conquer your fear and you will surely conquer death!" - collin farrell, alexander

"I'm a cook.." - steven siegal, under siege

"im the president, im the emperor im the king!" - chris tucker, rush hour1

see?

i cant think straight!.... aspirin please...

The sequel that everyone's dying to read (or not)

2004-12-21T13:53:00.000+08:00

hehe sorry guys, I need to watch and read the movie (book)....again! about 16 times would suffice...

I actually planned to write the sequel last sunday, but gunbound and battlefield, prevented me from working my magic....

hehe

The Great Eye....

2004-12-06T13:38:00.000+08:00

After watching "The Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers" for the Nth time, I come to realize something...

What if.... 100 hundred years from now... Ong would still be here...

Ong gave books to all creatures of middle earth, 3 for the Math geniuses.. mathemathical of all the races, 7 to the math wizs in their numbered halls and 9 to average men.. who above all desire to be good in math... but Ong decieved them, within the fires of Mount Failure in Mathdur, She created a master print of her book... within it she imbued all her math genius... her malice...

The great students of middle earth took her exams in an attempt to destroy Ong's mathematical failing curve... few have survived... but Trigendur defeated her... and the the master print of the

Book taken.... but he took it for himself.. it corrupted him... it betrayed Trigendur to his death..

The Book was lost.. history became legend and legend became myth, and for two and a half thousand years the Book was forgotten... then the Book ensnared a new bearer, Sinegum... beyond the winds of the Misty mountains... it poisoned his mind... but something happened that the Book did not expect, it was taken by a Dean Lister, Gwen Baggins... and it seems that all of block 42's fortunes would be shaped by Dean Listers...

The Book wants to be found, it wants to return to its master...

Beyond the realms of men.. in the land of Mathdur... THE GREAT EYE of Ong sees all...

the 9 men who were bestowed with copies of the book became Tome wraiths. Ong did make them math wizards but in doing so robbed them of their own judgement... they are forever bound to Ong's will... they seek the Book...

Ong with her puppet Ongaruman has created an army to destroy the world of men and enslave them to a life of cosines and graphs...

They have created an army... orcs and goblins... the angular army, the Secant-khai!

Wormtongue: Block 42 is all but impenetrable... its students are the best in all subjects except for math... which is little more thna a trickle... what is this? how can fire induce stone to..

Ongaruman: If they fail math block 42 will fall

Wormtongue: Even if they fail it would take a test beyond reckoning, thousands!

Ongaruman: Tens of Thousands

Wormtongue: but my Lord there is no such test!

Secant-kai: trigbio! trigbio! trigbio!

Ongaruman: A new power is rising! Its victory is at hand! Tonight course cards will be stained by the blood of Block42! March to J108! TO WARRRR!!!

Tangentgard has been unleashed!

With the students of the college of science subdued by Ongaruman's army, orcs bearing the white unit circle of Ongaruman...

Ong now turns to the CLA the last free people of middle Earth... her war on this country will come swift...

The Fellowhip of the Book, block companions to the Book bearer travel to destroy the Book.. for it was printed in the fires of Mount Failure and only there can it be undone..

A dark cloud gathers... the Book bearer grows weak... she begins to understand that the quest to destroy the Book will claim, her life... after 4 long exams the Fellowship (bio42) has grown weary.. they went their separate ways...they sought ways of defeating the tests of Ong and Ongaruman.. to tutors... to group studies... in an attempt to extinguish the undying flame of Ong's wrath upon them... some have succeded.. some have not..

The battle for the Long Exams is over... The battle for the Finals has just begun, our fate now lies on 2 Dean Listers...

Sinegum: "where is it, where is it? they stole it from us... filthy little dean listerrrsess, tricksy, false, we hates them! curse them we curse them my prrreeecccciiiooouuussss!.... master betray us! he promises, promises! kill them kill them both!... I told you he was tricksy.. I told you he was false... yes yes... but the fat hobbit aways watches.. then stab them! put out his eyes! make him crawl!... no no no.. its too risky.. we could... let her do it... she could yesss! precious she could..."

to be continued...

special thanks to emil and J. R. R. Tolkien

geezzzeee....

2004-12-04T14:49:00.000+08:00

great because of that stuuupid storm we ddnt have class.... for 2 days!!!

what you thought that was a good thing?

that we didnt have classes?

wrong!

it means make-up classes! it means we might spend an extra 2 more days just "makin-up" for what we lost! it means we might go home at dec 22 instead on dec 20!

waaaa!!!

at any rate ok lng yun, compared to the destruction that ravaged our dilapidated country for 24 hrs....

wrecked homes, landslides, destroyed livelihoods.... man.... sana makaahon muli ang ating mga kababayan....

Let us now take a moment of silence...

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on the lighter side of things go to this link
http://www.quizyourfriends.com/yourquiz.php?quizname=041204014849-44405

and thats the bottom line cause j - m said so

BORE-RING

2004-11-29T13:39:00.000+08:00

ugghhh... i hate this city

I wanna go home!!! hu hu hu T_T

Just watched "National Treasure" yesterday, we should've watched "Alexander" but nnooo my homo-phobic friend forced me to watch Nicolas Cage, running across America and chased by the FBI be'cuz he stole the Declaration of Independence since it holds the key in unloking the treasure of the Free Masons (i.e. the Founding Fathers) treasures collected from all parts of the globe, Egypt, Alexandria, Indonesia, China, Rome, etcetera, in a Tux...

Diane Kruger is sooooo HOOOOTTTT!!!!!

And speaking of a gay general most of history's greatest figures ARE gay, one is yes alexander the great, leonardo da vinci, tchairkovsky, blah blah the list goes on and on

But this ins't the our topic for today....

waitasec

Ano nga ba ilalagay ko dito? hmmm... i ate chicken for lunch (if you wanted to know) its raining (i guess you already knew that) uuugghhh... theres a couple of chinese girls speaking chinese beside me.... booorrreeddd

Pnta nga pla kami ni Fickis dn sa ni-refer ni Maam Ong na TUTOR sa trig, another money-making-scheme if you ask me, i mean P300 an hour??!!! what the fuck is that???!!! siguraduhin lang niya na papasa ako dyan sa lintek sa trig na yan kundi baka buragusin ko mga muka ng mga yun! GANCHO!!! grrrr

but what choice do I have?

auugghh.. pushed up against the wall, AGAIN!

what do I do... what do I do... leche englone! d ko pa nagagawa! I'm still thinkin' about that freakin' thesis statement.. and I still have to finish the farkin' pre-writing activities! aaaahhh and the deadline's tomorrow! waaa onga pla comsci! MP! d ko pa natutuloy! sumimase lime-kun!!! And2 nga ako sa netopia eh, at ggwn ko ngaun.. nagpost muna me! ehehe ehehe

panic panic panic panic panic panic panic panic panic panic

gus-flaba, gus flaba...

Spread the cheer around...

2004-11-27T13:49:00.000+08:00

YES! PUMASA AKO!

I finally passed a comsci test, 92%! yosh! hahah

My once oh-so-bleak situation suddenly took a different turn, at last! My days in the dark are starting to fade!!!! (i hope)

Well that's enough metaphors for one day, lets get down to bussiness.

It is his majesty's (Rocky Balboa) wishes that I present a set of stipulations or rules on our kris kringle...and here they are:

NO - picture frames of any kind
NO - ceramic/porcelain/plastic/wood/glass figurines. stuffed animals are an exception
NO - perishables (i.e. chocolates, etc.)
NO - gifts that wear out or wear down over time (i.e. batteries) colognes & perfumes are fine
BE - creative. make the gift memorable. lagyan ng abubot kng gus2 nyo
USE - your imagination, store bought items are not a limitation, make your own gift (if you like)
NO - limit, only a minimum of P250 on store bought items (parang add ah)
DON'T - forget to wrap it!
DON'T - tell anyone (in the class) who you picked. para surprise d b?
TELL - the rest of the block42 populace about the rules

basically thats it, if you have any comments, questions, suggestions, ilagay nyo lang dyan sa flooble chatterbox ko.

waitaminute... kelan b ang party? at saan?

I'm thinking of starting a web critque, that means I'll "critique" everyones blog. Basically I'll tell everyone their doing wrong and what they should do right, you know a basic smart-ass! hahaha la lng jes trippin'...

** i edited this post a song used to be in this spot becuz, apparently SOME GUY stole the xmas song i composed and put it in his blog! now i have to think of a new song, something catchy..**

well I'm off to ragasa for an afternoon filled with excitement in the wonderful word of inorganic chemistry 2! (sarcasm 8-I)

New and Improved!

2004-11-18T17:24:00.000+08:00

Mwahaha! may links na rin ako sa wakas at hits counter! harharhar ako ang unang nagkameron nyan so I have the right of bragging about my discovery!

I think I'm getting the hang of this blog thing....

Just finished consulting with one of the "3 riders of the apocalypse" namely my professor in trigonometry... i found out, to my utter distraught, that i needed a 96 in my next exam or it's trig all over again!

Yeah I know in my previous posts that I have given in to despair, that there is no chance in hell that I'm gonna pass... but what the hell? I'll fight anyway! hahahaha die die die die die die wahahahahaha (hey where's my army of the dead?)

I'm thinking of using a different approach to studying now, since hindi gumana ung magpuyat ako ng isang linggo at magstudy in advance para sa isang test, I'm thinking of using the "ala bahala na, bukas na ko mag-aaral" technique.

And if that doesn't work.........

bribery works best

wahahaha

Oh and a word to the not so wise, singing songs about failing doesn't help at all example?
"and now i'm failing, failing trigbio... and maybe next term I'll take it again.. when I fail trigbio!"
see what i mean?

Oh yeah, the 500th person to visit this blog will receive a special, rare, collector's item, one-of-a-kind, limited edition, picture of......ME!!! hahaha so join na!

This post was brought to you by, "The Chanco Italian, French and Spanish phrasebook" now includes popular phrases such as "are you embarassed?" and "naYeyema na 'ko!"

"The Chanco phrasebook" when all else fails... you're on your own!

'tis the season to be jolly!.... falalala lala lala

2004-11-15T19:51:00.000+08:00

As I stand on the proverbial precipice that is my sanity, i realize something...

"Pasko naaaa!"

Wait a minute... Oh good gawd! wat the fuck is that??? is that ethel booba in a darna costume playing volleyball with ate gay???!!! hey migz I know ur watching this right now... and man is it terrible! i think i'm gonna puke...

Anyway, as i turn my head to a direction opposite the tv, let me get on with my story...

Did some christmas decorating all day. The works, lights everywhere, tinsel as far as the eye can see, a 7-ft tall tree, 3 santa figurines lined up near the phone, snow globes, plastic wreaths, christmas stockings, a "parol" etc. etc. etc. etc.

And I was dully rewarded with...tatararan CAMARON REBOSADO!!! wahaha mi paborito! oishiiii!!! gusto ko na magpasko... para matikman ko na ung hamon na nakasabit sa kusina namin ng mga 8 bwan na!!! And the smell of cured meat is not too fancy either.. hmmmm... christmas ham... i can taste it now....

Met up with one of gang today, Oliver, or OD, or Lord Cinder, or watever

OD: "'tol mustah? maitim na ba ko?"
me: "onga pala may laban kau kahapon db? hmmm yup.. your face is fried to a crisp golden brown@"
OD: "gaaaagggooo"
me: "na-miss mo lang ako lolz ka"
OD: HWABISH
me: "aray.."

We then decided to play some Diablo II: Lord of Destruction today, I chose a paladin... zeal! zeal! zeal! Tang na ka Andariel! hahaha click-and-click-until-they-die!!! Gory huh?

Then went to the local "Robinson's" (para mang-trip ng mga tao) and we actually played that UFO catcher thing in timezone, I can hear the little stuffed creatures singing in chorus "he has been chosen by the claw! ooooohhh"... and of course that game was a total rip-off, a good way to waste P15...

At sa wakas nakakain na rin ako ng BALOT!!! saraaaappp!!! sucking out the egg's amniotic fluid and gnashing my teeth at the underdeveloped chick... delicious! it's one of the things that keeps me going these days... aside from annoying my classmates.. (hehe peace mga men!)

I wonder what baldy-mort is doing? How kalbo wag kang magpupunta sa mega-mall ng mag-isa at baka mapagaya ka sakin. ulol!

What a day... it's good to be back in your home town..

Ayoko ko pa bumalik sa siyudad ng maynila... leche mamimiss ko 'tong lipaaaaaa!!!

At last.... we shall have REVENGE!!!!

2004-11-14T10:35:00.000+08:00

I'M BACK!!! and badder than ever!

Hell week is over... and... my fate is sealed...

I guess it's trigbio, inoche2 and comsci all over again! deja vu if you will!!!

oh lovely assistant baboon, please hand me the electric razor.... buuuzzzzzzzzz...

there...

maybe I'll throw myself off a cliff now... teka manong san ba ang pinakamalapit na bangin dito?

MANONG: "bakit magpapakamatay ka?"
ME: "opo.."
MANONG: "dun sa may tambo, kaya lng mababaw lang un eh, maspra2in k lng."
ME: "eh san po?"
MANONG: "punta ka n lang tagatay, yun puro bangin dun!"
ME: "e d ba puro na po bahay dun? baka bumagsak lang ho ako sa mga bubongan"
MANONG: "ala magpakasagasa ka na lang!"
ME: "onga no pero mabilis makaiwas ang mga drayber dito. baka lang ho ako malantakan ng mura... lason kaya?"
MANONG: "masama naman ang lason, mapait un eh.. sige ka maasim ang muka mo pag nakahiga ka na sa kabaong."
ME: "eh magpapacremate naman po ako eh, ayaw ko po na ilibing kasi claustrophobic po ako..."
MANONG: "ayun.."

Enough angst! NOW ano kayang magawa? tang ena nakauwi na rin ako sa wakas dito sa LIPA!!! wahaha malamig ang simoy ng hangin! at nakakakita na rin ako sa wakas ng mga bituin sa langit! huwaw!

Ineng ipasa ang serbesa! pwee! ano ba to? samang lasa!...

Onga pla ibibigay ko sa inyo ang aking recipe para hindi makatulog ng magdamag. ininom ko to nung thurs. (nov11) ng gabi para makapagaral ako sa trig. aun sobrang epektib, d ako nakatulog! 24 hrs kang gising GUARANTEED!!! (side effects may vary, depending on the dosage)

IMBUED GUNPOWDER

Ingredients:
3 tblspns Folger's
1 sachet Nescafe "3 in 1"
4 teaspns sugar
2 tblspns Milo
1 pinch of powdered milk
2 cups BOILING water

Materials and Glasswares
1 tablespoon
1 teaspoon
a pot (to boil water in)
1 beer mug (kasi matangkad un eh, mga 300+ml kaya nun )

Experimental Procedure
1. put all dry ingredients in the mug
2. pour the boiling water
3. stir
4. brace yourself
5. TUNGAIN!!!!! (sa ingles para sa mga hindi nakaintinde, LAGOKIN!)

Like a Phoenix

2004-11-08T13:23:00.000+08:00

Lang ya, sa dami ng bagsak kong test eh kaylangan na talagang bumawi....

TRIGBIO
INOCHE2
COMSCI

Mga lecheng subject yan, palibhasa kakagigil mga prof dyan!!!! nakuuuuuuuu!!!

"Go my army of the dead, slay them all!"

Rock bottom na kasi ang naexperience kong mga grade dyan... 20%, 44%, etc. etc. etc..... aaarrrgghhh tang ena pag hindi ako nakapasa sa mga yan eh magpapakalbo talaga 'ko!!! kzzzzzttttt bbuuuzzzzz

Mga Kawal paligiran ang Palasyo!

2004-11-01T10:30:00.000+08:00

Roherin? the house of Elendir? (or was that Elendil)
Orthank? Baradur? SARUMAN!!! i really need professional help... pero wag na, no amount of psychiatry can help me! mwahaha (maniacal laugh)

"Ngaun ay bold star na ako siguro tumutulo ang laway mo!"

"I activate my trap card! TRAP HOLE!"

"Ere the red sun rises, ride now, ride now, ride now! DEAAAATTTHHHH!!!!"

"Adun Toridas! It is a good day to die! Let us attack! aaahhh at last!"

"Indubitably"

"With great power comes great responsibility"

See what I mean? (must be post-Halloween-pre-Christmas-syndrome)

Leche d ko papala nagagawa yung assignment sa ENGLONE! d pa ko nagaaral for that stuuupid 10 point plus test ni Anita! (Go my army of the dead! Slay them all! Leave none alive!)

Christmas List Part1:

1. A White PEARL drumset
2. madaming chocolatte
3. a new pc
4. underwear (thong?)
5. the Hubble Space telescope
6. Scooby Snax
7. a beautiful, foxy, and voluptious tutor
8. a Darth Vader costume

more to come* (ala na kong maisip eh)

I vant to suck your Blood! blah blah blah!

2004-10-31T08:36:00.000+08:00

Halloween! One of my favorite times of year!

So Halloween equals ghouls, spooks, ghastly creatures from the depths of hell right? WRONG! Halloween means sniveling little kids walk up to your doorstep while they yell "TRICK OR TREAT" in unison.

But here in my home town we have our own version of this "trick or treat", its called "Pangangaluluwa" here the children don't weare any costumes, and they don't scream that annoying pun, instead they sing a song (I forgot what that is, but it has something to do whith souls wandering of into the night yadda yadda) then instead of candy they ask for...MONEY (charming little gremlins aren't they?)

Well i for one will not stand for this! So I take on our sacred family tradition passed down to all male progenies of my clan. Here WE don the costumes and SCARE the children! (fun!) We also have the sacred mask, a paper mache creation crafted in the ugliest fashion with abaca fibers for hair and buck teeth arranged in a twisted grimace! This sacred mask is called....KOSME!!!! (tenennnn!!! rolls of thunder and peels of lightning)

Poor children, they run off, scared!

Ano ako nanaman ang masama???

It's not my fault that their petty infantile minds are easily swayed by the cunning procedures of yours truly!

MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Be afraid be very afraid!

Necromancy anyone?

2004-10-30T17:12:00.000+08:00

Finaly nakauwi na din ako as Lipa, tang na kala ko trapik eh hindi naman pala...

Anyway, why doesn't anyone believe I know Kung Fu? Hell I went to Master Chu Chin Ta's school of Kung Fu, restaurant and videoke bar! =)) The Dragon.... raaawwwrrr!... The Crane... kaka! kaka! kaka!.... The Snake.... hhhiiiiisssss..... wahahaha

Time to visit the graves of my ancestors, I'm thinking of taking up necromancy as a hobby this year... so I can sick thousands of zombies to my obnoxious professors!!! WAHAHAHA ATTACK MY PRETTIES!!! FEAST ON THEIR FLESH!!! MAUL THEM!!! Hmmm.. eh kung kumuha n lang kaya ako ng isang vial ng T-virus at gawin ko mismong mga zombie ung mga un??? Das a better idea!.......

At any rate, a Marmoset is tearing at my pants right now... so Tata!

Bombs away!

2004-10-25T13:05:00.000+08:00

Just completed building my B17 Flying Fortress yesterday, I spent so much money on that thing!

Its strange though, I feel good whenever I see its bad paint job, weak cementing, and then a part came loose inside the fuselage and now-I-cant-know-what-it-is-because-the-damn-thing-is-fused-together-now...

hmmm...ano kaya bubuuin ko sunod? P38 Lightning kaya?.... HAHAHAHA!!! rrrrrvvvvvvvvvvv wwwwwrrrraaaaaaaawwwrrrrrr tatatatatatatatatat!

At Last! Its FRIDAY!!!

2004-10-22T17:25:00.000+08:00

WAHAHA Friday naaaaa! It means, free movies and most importantly free food in Isabella's Crib! woohoo!

I'm such a freeloader...sometimes I wonder why I even act like this... why am I so...so silly? I really should start caring for other people's feelings.....OR NOT!!!! Screw that idea! Im EVIL all the way! wahahaha

Migz I don't know if I should even thank you for adding a bibliography on your blog posting today about MY jokes! hell you stole my ideas! They're MINE! MINE I TELL YOU!!!

Tinatamad na nga akong mag=post dito sa blog ko eh, wala kasi akong maisip na mailagay... and besides I don't have a PC... wait a sec...I'm posting right now!! nevermind!

Migz says I dont have a perspective or an objective in writing especially here in my blog posts.... so what??? go screw the toilet! its good for you! haha just kidding! you know me... always kidding around..

But lets take a look on the other side of life.... what about the poor people? the filthy children? woops! sorry...i mean the nice filthy children... maybe your wondering what's this sudden change in...in...in......in...in....in...in...in...in...my mood! nag-gagawa kasi kami ni paykis...este Fickis ng written report sa CWTS...onga pla...

DISCLAIMER: Some content in this entry may offend some readers, please be assured that JM doesn't give a rat's ass on what you think. Thank you.

Dont shoot me i'm just a drummer!

2004-10-11T13:03:00.000+08:00

Man what a day... It's one of those days that i wish that I was dead, but then again... Anyway my whole class is afflicted with a dreaded disease no mortal man can cure, and for 2 solid weeks i fought that sickness... then the mother of all ironies hit me straight up in the cabesa! Nahawa ako!

I'm also getting delusional, I can see tiny little men scampering up and down my spleen, and they're singing something to the tune of "Battle Hymn of the Republic" at any rate, i'd like some pie please

Pieces of Me

2004-10-07T17:04:00.000+08:00

Yes, "Pieces of Me" by Ashley Simpson. That damn song is playing over and over in my head right now. GOD!!! Sana po nakapasa ako sa TRIGBIO test kay Ong!!!! leche!!! Hmmm... onga pla... ggwa ako ng Rogue ngaun! MAY JUNO naaaaaa! im sooo wasted.........

The Calm before the storm

2004-10-04T12:41:00.000+08:00

Christ!!! I just broke one of those "fermentation tubes" in BOTALAB today... damn those things are expensive! It would be okay if i would just pay for the darned thing, but i have to replace it as well!!! jeeze!!!

What the Devil?

2004-09-28T04:20:00.000+08:00

What is this contraption? What is the Matrix? Why is the sky blue? Do you know the muffin man?

Bakit ba ko nagblog? Lam ko na...wala kasi akong magawa.... i'll start my very first post with a Rant:

Good God!!! What the Hell is wrong with our basketball team?? And why would they do the awarding ceremonies right before our game against those cows??!!! BADTRIP PUTA! Leche first time ko n ngang manood sa "the Big Dome" tapos talo pa! grrrr......

Masakit lalamunan koooo.....