The Great Eye....
After watching "The Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers" for the Nth time, I come to realize something...
What if.... 100 hundred years from now... Ong would still be here...
Ong gave books to all creatures of middle earth, 3 for the Math geniuses.. mathemathical of all the races, 7 to the math wizs in their numbered halls and 9 to average men.. who above all desire to be good in math... but Ong decieved them, within the fires of Mount Failure in Mathdur, She created a master print of her book... within it she imbued all her math genius... her malice...
The great students of middle earth took her exams in an attempt to destroy Ong's mathematical failing curve... few have survived... but Trigendur defeated her... and the the master print of the
Book taken.... but he took it for himself.. it corrupted him... it betrayed Trigendur to his death..
The Book was lost.. history became legend and legend became myth, and for two and a half thousand years the Book was forgotten... then the Book ensnared a new bearer, Sinegum... beyond the winds of the Misty mountains... it poisoned his mind... but something happened that the Book did not expect, it was taken by a Dean Lister, Gwen Baggins... and it seems that all of block 42's fortunes would be shaped by Dean Listers...
The Book wants to be found, it wants to return to its master...
Beyond the realms of men.. in the land of Mathdur... THE GREAT EYE of Ong sees all...
the 9 men who were bestowed with copies of the book became Tome wraiths. Ong did make them math wizards but in doing so robbed them of their own judgement... they are forever bound to Ong's will... they seek the Book...
Ong with her puppet Ongaruman has created an army to destroy the world of men and enslave them to a life of cosines and graphs...
They have created an army... orcs and goblins... the angular army, the Secant-khai!
Wormtongue: Block 42 is all but impenetrable... its students are the best in all subjects except for math... which is little more thna a trickle... what is this? how can fire induce stone to..
Ongaruman: If they fail math block 42 will fall
Wormtongue: Even if they fail it would take a test beyond reckoning, thousands!
Ongaruman: Tens of Thousands
Wormtongue: but my Lord there is no such test!
Secant-kai: trigbio! trigbio! trigbio!
Ongaruman: A new power is rising! Its victory is at hand! Tonight course cards will be stained by the blood of Block42! March to J108! TO WARRRR!!!
Tangentgard has been unleashed!
With the students of the college of science subdued by Ongaruman's army, orcs bearing the white unit circle of Ongaruman...
Ong now turns to the CLA the last free people of middle Earth... her war on this country will come swift...
The Fellowhip of the Book, block companions to the Book bearer travel to destroy the Book.. for it was printed in the fires of Mount Failure and only there can it be undone..
A dark cloud gathers... the Book bearer grows weak... she begins to understand that the quest to destroy the Book will claim, her life... after 4 long exams the Fellowship (bio42) has grown weary.. they went their separate ways...they sought ways of defeating the tests of Ong and Ongaruman.. to tutors... to group studies... in an attempt to extinguish the undying flame of Ong's wrath upon them... some have succeded.. some have not..
The battle for the Long Exams is over... The battle for the Finals has just begun, our fate now lies on 2 Dean Listers...
Sinegum: "where is it, where is it? they stole it from us... filthy little dean listerrrsess, tricksy, false, we hates them! curse them we curse them my prrreeecccciiiooouuussss!.... master betray us! he promises, promises! kill them kill them both!... I told you he was tricksy.. I told you he was false... yes yes... but the fat hobbit aways watches.. then stab them! put out his eyes! make him crawl!... no no no.. its too risky.. we could... let her do it... she could yesss! precious she could..."
to be continued...
special thanks to emil and J. R. R. Tolkien

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