piektdiena, augusts 19, 2005

What to:

What to do when the world conspires against you?

nothing! haha it's useless to worry about things you can't control - yoh asakura

right taking advice from a cartoon... stupid

but anyway, got home, studied arthropoda last night.. finished it at last! puta... zoo puta ka! wahaha I need a 96 to pass chem.. haaay bkit chem na lng lagi ang problema ko? hindi ba pwedeng iba na lang? grrr...

man... i need a vacation... some sunny island far away.. and take stress management courses!!! hahaha

mom called last night too... buti na lng hindi nya ko sinermonan... gave me a boost actually... gaddamn.. i hope you come home on my graduation, mom...

going back, I want a vacation!! 2 weeks isn't enough.. maybe go biking somewhere, hiking, or go fishing with my uncles, or plunge my head in a bucket full of water... yeah.. I like that last one... here I am talking to myself AGAIN! hahaha

my lifes funny... I dunno why.. but whenever I take a dive in my pensieve I can't help but laugh... damn those were good times... good times... you never forget the things that have shaped you the most... the things that taught you how... how to live, how to acept disssapointment, how to deal with shit, how to love, how to breathe underwater, how to fly, okay so maybe most of those things... but like I said.. you never forget thoes moments.. too bad I don't have any pictures of my highschool.. only class pictures! hahaha

maybe that's what you do when your down... reminisce.. hahaha I need a drink...

ciao!

sestdiena, jūlijs 23, 2005

Huwaaat???!!!

Wow nagpost n dn ulit ako sa wakas....

I miss the friday night movies... somehow the week isn't complete without it... curse DoTA! panira ng midsoc.. oi fickis sabi ng wag na sa biyernes.. kya siguro sinisipag ng umuwi sina peng at aia...

pano malalaman kung ang kaklase mo ay adik sa dota?

pano??!!

tingnan nyo ung kanang pulso.. may kalyo!!

wahahaha

DoTA Addict list

1. Lester big
"la magawa.. laro tau!"

2. Lime
"call me the necrolime!"

3. phil
"its just money!"

jes trippin'... dont be hatin'! :D
oh well...

wat's important is that i'm back home... away from all my troubles... walang MP na kaylangang pagisipan, walang Outline sa engl3 na kaylangang gawin, at higit sa lahat.. madami ang naiinggit sa buhok ko dito! wahahahaha that's right peasants.. mainggit kau... tremble before my dark, flowing hair...

and another thing... roy u jackass stop posting kabobohan in my chatterbox na.. your like so kaka na.. (kadiri) may mga pa "its-too-early-for-you" ka pang nalalaman.. isa ka a peipei! totoy bibo! azwraith! "pak me?" ulol! WAHAHAHAHAHA =))

Nako pagdasal nyo ko, kaylangan ko pumasa sa ORGCHE1! Dr. j dyosmiyo sana ung mga kwento nyo na tungkol sa mga filter paper, ethanol, bolshevik revolution, nobel prize winners etc etc etc ay kasama sa exxaaammmm...

wait...

do you feel that?

the hype! WOOOHH! (gives someone the KNIFE EDGED CHOP and runs away)

hmmm... let's set a bag of manure on fire in front of someone's office... i dont know who that someone is though.. i dont hate anyone right now.. at least not yet! wahahahaha eeevvviiilllll

speaking of which....

curse you spoiler fiend hope swann!!!!

la na moment...

ciao!

ceturtdiena, jūlijs 07, 2005

WOOOOOOHHH!!!!!!!!!

YYEEEAAAHHH!!!! The love doctah is back! Walkin' on air.. im walkin on air...

mark your calendars! Cuz today is THE day!!!

Wlang makasira sa araw ko ngaun... walaaaa!

boom!!!

trešdiena, maijs 18, 2005

Tired

I still can't sleep right.... tang inaaaa d n ko makatulog ng tama!!!

My eyebags are gettin so big, u can put a golf bag in it each... ok so I'm exaggerating... Yes I did loose most of my wit and humor over the course of this pathetic excuse for a summer vacation...

Anyhoo, at least there were a few exceptions... some highlights if you will..

1. Wrecked the fridge. The door lost its "stickiness" and now swings open unsuspectedly to knock down passing prey... (that would be me) ok soit wasn't really my fault.. not directly that is.. hehe hope they dont find that out..

2. Spent the rest of my weeks constantly being bombarded by the "village elders" on how to live out my pathetic life... I mean geeze louise give me a break will ya? screaming at me for every little thing.. and im not doing anything!

3. Killed myself running every other day. After fearing early expiration I finally decided to get some exercise.. a workout if you will... now im combing the streets of lipa for a pair of decent ankle weights....

4. I finally know what it feels like to be an escort. It was great, minus the sick feeling of my name constantly repeated over the course of the entire night and the rest of you jeering and snickering! haha Well the food wasn't bad either, wats in that chicken? haha

5. ugh.. woke up with a tremendous headache... I don't think its a hangover though cuz its been a week since i've drunk anything... maybe its the heat... (if you would call this a highlight)

Ok so they weren't highlights... more like things to break the monotony of my "summer vacation"...

watthefuck?! why do I need a clearance from the library?! fuck i returned all of the books even before the finals started! aaaahhhh pampatagal!!! gademet this really pisses me off! tang ina bakit ngaun p kylangan mngyari to? kung kelan manonood ako ng REVENGE OF THE SITH??????!!!! why why why why why why why

otrdiena, maijs 03, 2005

Another Atrocious Year

What I learned this past year:

1. A frog does not belong on the dinner table
2. Violence is not the answer
3. Especially to an analche word problem
4. Vodka and mayonaise don't mix
5. An iPod is a great lab buddy
6. A Thylakoid is not a part of the Human immune system
7. The sum of the parts is not equal to the whole
8. Hope is a worry wort
9. Running up and down Cityland is a great way to lose weight
10. It's also a form of suicide, especially when your 190 lbs, Chinese, wears glasses, and doesn't eat a thing beforehand
11. DVDs and gossip should really be separated
12. Wilhem Wundt didn't invent the breakfast cereal
13. Asking Isabella for a story is useless
14. Agaricus is the stuff i like so much on a pizza
15. Plants are Mr. Magoos bestfriends
16. Roy = Habagat
17. I want Michael Buble's voice
18. Kornyness is contagious
19. Stay away from Rocky
20. Who died 7:00am, Monday, December 27
21. You can't eat and hold a scalpel at the same time
22. Lester needs modeling tips
23. CWTS lady really needs a psychiatrist
24. If your depressed buy a Gundam!
25. Don't leave paint on the sidewalk
26. TUBBEEEGGG! is the word screamed every morning at my dorm
27. Don't drink coffee the night before a trig test
28. Jolibee is really not the proper place to do sines and cosines
29. The hairier the manlier
30. Don't put a jellyfish inside a plastic bag
31. Some things are better learned the hard way
32. Charge ur cams battery before a concert
33. The apocalypse has begun
34. Boy bands must die!
35. The BSBs are back! die die die die die!
36. Jiro is no black man
37. Don't drink and surf
38. The Circadian rhythym is controlled by the super chiasmic nucleus
39. MILO is the key to my metabolism
40. Always say "......." when Danica talks to you
41. Migs' naivette isn't sooo bad
42. Don't go bowling with the following: Dinno, Francis and Danika
43. Don't swim in the middle of january
44. WHOO!
45. Lo really needs to learn a new dance step
46. Gwen isn't human
47. Badong is the perfect name for a little girl
48. The sports com's floor is a nice place to take a nap in
49. Ramir never uses the back door of a classroom
50. I am still THE MOST HIGH FLYIN' ELECTRYFYIN' AND SHOWSTOPPIN' man ALLLIIIVVVVEEE!!!

piektdiena, aprīlis 01, 2005

Cordova: "Send forth all legions! Fail al in your path!"

Tolentino: "And what of the White wizard?"

Cordova: "I will break him!"
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shit i just read my post and hell i spelled abandon wrong!

oh well

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trešdiena, marts 30, 2005

So it has begun... and so it will end...

Last term Ong printed the One book. The Book of Power, which unwittingly fell into the hands of the hobbit Gwen Baggins. She set out from Rivendell with 8 companions to destroy the Book, JM the Grey, Migs Brandybuck, Dinno Took, Lesleywise Gamgee, Jiro son of Jloin, Roy of the Woodland realm, Lester the large of CED and Francis son of Farathorn....

The battle for Helm's Deep is over, the battle for Middle Earth has begun... after a parley with Ongaruman in the Ruins of Tangentgard, the stone of Ongthanc, was picked up by the hobbit Dinno...
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Roy: "something stirs in SJ... a sleepless malice... the eye of our enemy is moving... she is here!
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JM: "There was no lie in Dinno's eyes.. a fool yes.. but an honest fool.. Dinno saw in the palantir a glimpse of the enemies plan.. she moves to strike Minas Yuchengco! She knows that the heir of Elendil has come forth, there is courage still, men aren't weak in math as she suppossed, strength enough to challenge him, Ong fears this.. she will not risk the people of Middle Earth uniting under one banner! She would raze Minas Yuchengco to the ground before she sees anyone graduate from COS!... if the beacons are lit BIO42 must be ready for war!

Rocky: "Tell me, why should we come to the aid of those who did not come to ours?"

Francis: "I will go, they must be warned!"

JM: "They will be, even now Ong gathers men in the south.. you must go another path.. look to the black ships, I will ride to Minas Yuchengco.. but I won't be going alone!"
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JM: "Of all the inquisitive hobbits you are the worst Dinno Took!"

Migs: "You looked, why do you always have to look?"

Dinno: "Look I'm sorry alright! I won't do it again.."

Migs: "Don't you understand? the enemy thinks you have The Book! They have to get you out of here.."

Dinno: "Are you going with me?........ how far is Minas Yuchengco JM?"

JM: "Three days ride as the Ma'ath gul flies, and you better pray we don't have any of those on our tail!"

Migs: "Here... the last of the Longbottom leaf.. you've smoked to much Din!"

Dinno: "Will I ever see you again?"

Migs: "I don't know.."

JM: "Run Shadowfax... show us the meaning of haste!!!"
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Somewhere in the wilderness 2 hobbits are making there way to Mathdor... led by their guide Smeag-Lo...
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JM: "We just passed into the realm of Gondor!... Minas Yuchengco.. building of Math geniuses..."

Minas Yuchengco a towering citadel of white stone, a beacon of strenght for men weak in math... Since the last King of CED, Earnur, was taken by the Lord of the Ma'ath gul, ever has it been known that stewards took care of the throne until a proper king would be crowned

JM: "Lord Phillip is not a king he is a steward, a caretaker... Listen Lord Phillip is Lester's father, to give news of his beloved son's death would be most unwise.. and speak nothing of Francis.. in fact its best that you not speak at all Dinno Took.
- Hail Phillip son of Ecthelion, Lord and Steward of CED! I come with tidings in this dark hour and counsel..."

Phil: "Perhaps you've come to explain this.. perhaps you've come to explain why my son is dead?"

Dinno: "My Lord.. Leaster died to save us.. my kinsman and me.. and I am offering you my service in payment of this debt.."

JM: "Get up!.. My Lord there will be a time to grieve for Lester, the Finals are coming!, as steward you are in charge of the defence of this city, where are CED's tutors? Send word to Rocky of BIO42.. light the beacons.."

Phil: "You think you are so wise Mathrandir, but for all you subtleties you have not wisdom.. with your left hand you would use as a shield against Mathdor with your right you would use as to supplant me? Do you think the eyes of the white tower are blind? I have seen more than you know.. oh yes... I know who rides with Rocky, this Francis son of Farathorn I tell you know I will not bow down to this Chinese from the North.. from a ragged house bereft of Lordship!"

JM: "Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the king, steward!"

Phil: "The rule of CED is MINE!"
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Dinno: "So I'm thinking this is only a ceremonial position? they don't really expect me to do any fighting... do they?"

JM: "You're in the service of the steward now, you're gonna have to do as you're told Dinno Took Guard of the Citadel!"

Dinno: "It's so quiet.. but waiting on the edge of what I can't escape is even worse..."

JM: "It's the deep breath before the plunge..."

Dinno: "Is there any hope? For Gwen and Lesley?"

JM: "There never was any hope... just a fool's hope! But here in Minas Yuchengco the hammer stroke will fall the hardest.. our enemy is calling all the evil proffessors in Middle earth... Legions of Analche-drim from the south, a fleet of Englishtwo ships from the river... Ong has yet to unleash her deadliest servant, the Witch king of Ongmar! The one they say no man can kill... Minas Morgul is his lair..."
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Smeag-Lo: "There it is.. the winding stair... the city of the dead.. very nasty place full of... enemies.."

Lesley: "Ms Gwen come back!"

Smeag-Lo: "No not that way!"

In that instant a pillar of light shoots up into the heavens from Minas Morgul and foul beast springs forth from its dome, with a neck like a snake and wings like a bat... a carrion bird that lacks feathers... upon it sat Ong's Liutenant...
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JM: "They come to it at last.. the great battle of our time! If the garrison at Conserv falls, then the last defence of this city will fall"
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Smeag-Lo: "come away hobbits! come away!"

Gwen: "I can feel his blade!"
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Lester the small: "To the river!"

Orc: "sshh quiet... row fastah.... draw swords!!!"
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JM: "Dinno Took my lad there is a task to be done, another opurtunity for the Laguna folk to prove their great worth... you must not fail me!"

The beacon! The beacon of Amon Din is lit!

Francis: "The beacon! CED calls for aid!"

Rocky: "And Bio42 will answer! Muster the Rohirrim! Isabel gather all you can past the Riddermark, tonight we make way for the SJ tambayan and on the third WAR!"

Isabella: "Riders of BIO42 oaths you have taken fullfill them all! For Lord and Land!"
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Lester: "Fall back! Fall back to Minas Yuchengco!...."

Ma'ath gul!!!! ssshhhhrrriiiieeeeekkkkk

The Conserv's east bank, attacked by Orcs during the night, fell.

Orc: "The age of men is over... the time of the orc has come!"
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Open the gate!

Lester: "Mathrandir! battalions of orcs crossed the river, we were overrun.."

It is as Lord Phillip had predicted... long has he forseen this doom!

JM: "Forseen and done nothing!!... Lester? this is not the first time you have seen a halfling?"

Lester: "Yes..."

Dinno: "Gwen and Lesley? You've seen Gwen and Lesley?!"

Lester: "Not two days ago.. they made they're way past the Morgul Vale..."
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Dinno: "...and I swear henceforth my service to CED, until my Lord release me.. or death take me..."

Phil: "And I shall not forget it! nor fail to reward that which is given... fealty with love, valor with honor, disloyalty with vengeance! Is there not a captain here that would to his Lord's bidding?"

Lester: "My Lord the Conserv is overrun!"

Phil: "I do not think that you should so easily have abandoned the outer defences... defences your brother long held intact..."

Lester: "You wish now that our places were exchanged? that i would have died and he lived?"

Phil: "Yes i wish that"

Lester: "Look to my return..."

Phil: "It would depend on the manner of your return!"
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JM: "Lester! Lester! Do not throw away your life! Your father loves you!... he will remember it.. in the end..."
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Phil: "Can you sing master hobbit?"

Dinno: "Only enough for my people, but we do not have any songs fit for your halls or evil times..."

Phil: "And why should your songs be unfit for my halls.. come sing me a song!"
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Meanwhile... BIO42's forces have gathered at the SJ tambayan...

Rocky: "Six thousand pens.. less than half of what I had expected..."

Francis: "6000 pens will not be enough to break the lines of Mathdor"

Rocky: "More will come..."
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Roy: "The horses are restless... and the men are quiet"

Isabella: "The know what horrors are beyond those mountains... no one that has ever ventured to the Dunharrow ever returned..."

Jiro: "Francis.. Francis! Let's get some food
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Soldier: "Master francis.. the king calls you to his tent..."

Rocky: "hmm... yes... I will take my leave..."

Francis: "My Lord Lime-rond!"

Lime: "I come in behalf of whom that I love... Aia is dying, she will no longer survive the evil that now spreads from Mathdor..."

Francis: "She chose to stay"

Lime: "Let her sail!... A fleet of Engltwo ships sail from the south... you are outnumbered Francis... you need more men..."

Francis: "There are none.... "

Lime: "There are those that dwell in the mountain..."

Francis: "Murderers... Traitors... you would call upon them to fight?! They answer to no one!"

Lime: "They will answer to the King of CED! Anduril, the Flame of the West, forged from the shards of Narsil... he who wields this pen can summon an army more deadly than any that walks this earth! put aside the Binondian, become who you were born to be!"
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Jiro: "And where do you think you're going?"

Francis: "Not this time... this time you stay!"

Roy: "Have you learned nothing of the stubborness of dwarves?"

Jiro: "Face it were going with ya laddy!"
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Orcs at last attack Minas Yuchengco

Open the gate!

Phil: "Lester? Lester! no.. my line has ended..."

Dinno: "He's alive? He needs medicine my lord!"

Phil: "My line has ended!.... BIO42 has deserted us... Rocky has betrayed me... ABANDON YOUR POSTS!!! FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!"

*whapack!*

JM: "pif... Prepare for battle!.... to the wall! return to your posts! defend the wall!....

- send these foul beasts into the abyss!!!"
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